HAPPy birthday To ME!!!

Happy birthday to me. I feel so old. I'm turning old!!! I wonder what I'm gonna get for my birthday... In a singy-song voice: O what are you getting, for my birthday today, I'm getting older by the day everyday, won't you just, tell me what your getting for me. I'm turning 103. *sigh* I've lived a century. A Cat Has Nine Lives, We Belived She Had Twenty.